Manny Loves the Cowbell

Manny playing cowbell=LOL. I don't think I need to explain it any further. That cowbell reference is from that SNL sketch on the Blue Oyster Cult. :) COWBELL!

Pedroia's New Mode of Transportation

Courtesy of an idea by CN. Short guy(said he's 5'8 on redsox.com but that's generous) on a segway=lol. He's got short stubby legs and it'd be funny to see him go around the basepaths in a segway. I betcha he was too short to ride that roller coaster at Disneyland. THe one that goes upside down...I dunno the name. The kid can field though.

Get Well Lester

Right now, the season is basically lost, but honestly that doesn't matter to me. With what this team has had to go through with Papi having heart trouble, the five trilion incidents and this newest one, which is the feature of this artpad, I don't blame them for not exactly being in the game. I hope nobody else blames them either. I just hope they win enough to make it intesresting and to win for their pride. But if not, I won't be too upset. You see, it'd be one thing if they outright sucked all through August, but they didn't exaclty do that. They lost half their team basically. Sure SOME outright sucked but others just....it just was awful. This latest event involves Jon Lester. He's currently hospitalized for enlarged lymph nodes, which are besting tested for all types of things including cancer. :( Oh and Manny is giving him a cupcake w/ a baseball looking frosting on it. Yum! Seriously, my thoughts and prayers are with the Lester family and the Red Sox, and I hope for a speedy recovery and for it to not be cancer. That'd be awful

Papelbon and the Burning Bucket of KFC

I remember reading somewhere that Papelbon was a big movie fan. So this makes sense. Also, he'd be the kind of guy to try stuff like this. I betcha he probably Windexed everybody's spots that hurt like in My Big Fat Greek Wedding and probably has tried every little thing in the book to try to reverse the bad luck. If not, then somebody on the team most likely has tried it. And the thought of Papelbon setting fire a bucket of chicken cracks my shit up. Though I don't think they actually set anything on fire in Major League...oh well.

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Red Sox Fan Scorned

This comes courtesy of my pal D-zorz and her subconcious. She dreamt of killing Johnny Damon w/ a hammer. Now I'm not gonna draw anything involving death, and she didn't want an artpad of him doing htat. But she did want one of her chasing Damon around w/ a hammer. Thus this one came up. Now I dont' think it looks really a thing like her but I try. Also, I don't like Johnny Damon, I never liked him and if he really was loyal to the Red Sox and not to his wallet, he would've signed with a team that isn't the Yankees. So I'd wish he'd just be straight up and admit he went for the money.