Stud Who Slides on the Tarp
This is the combination of two things. The first being the suggestion by NU for having Belli instead of Tek sliding on the tarp. The other thing is in tribute to the hilarious and always amusing Doug Mirabelli diaries created on SoSH(WARNING: Dougie Diaries not appropriate for youngins who may stumble their way here(well to begin with, about 50% of these artpads may not be appropriate for youngins due to profanity)). Oh and the earthquake quip is more kinda in light of the fact that Belli is slow and fat and runs like a rhinocerous on a tether.