Matt Clement's Safety Precautions

Clement, well yes he's been sucktastic and the Blue Jays make him pee his pants in fear and fall into a heap of emo. But that being said, he has this habit of being hit with liners, and whenever htat happens, it seems to throw him off his groove and he gets all falling into that damned heap of emo. Matt Clement is Screech from Saved By the Bell. They all love him, but he's such a freaking nerd sometimes. As for Manny on the side over there? Oh come on, like you don't wanna see Manny playing with bubble wrap? He probably would do that too!