Boston's New Yankee Killer

Ahh yes the Yankee Killers. They come many different sizes, shapes, forms, and teams. All of them binded together on the ability to successfully kill the Yankees and make them their collective bitch. The newest addition to the club is Mark Loretta, the Red Sox' newest second baseman. His numbers right now(though not counting the 2-2 thus far in the game) is .480 BA, 6 runs scored, 6 RBIs, 12 hits, and a 1.000 OPS. I just thought I'd draw it up to tribute to that superfantasticzomggoodness. :)