The Mike Lowell Line

Mike Lowell has been called "Mr. Double" by a few people, like myself. He has a penchant for the 2-bagger and seems to LOOOOVE hitting at Fenway. Thus what brings me to what I've been calling the third base foul line lately. I've been calling it "The Mike Lowell Line" because that's where his doubles are created or where he goes and where doubles go to die from his glove. I once said "If Fenway Park was a woman, Mike Lowell would make sweeet sweeet love to her" and I sitll believe it. And people thought he was washed up....pffft whatev to them....