Derek Lowe: Breakdancing Expert

This one...well I dunno I just imaging Derek Lowe seeming to be really into the 80's hip-hop scene knowing every song and breakdancing like nobody's business. Also, I saw a picture of him w/ a Kangol hat on once so I'm kinda like inspiried by that. Also, I can never get DLowe's hair color right. It's like a blonde, reddish, brown tint. Despite all of this, if there ever is a movie about the 2004 Red Sox(there's actually a rumor that there'll be a miniseries produced on HBO about them) Derek Lowe MUST be played by Owen Wilson. That is all.