Wily Mo Pena's Saturday Morning Tea Parties

Wily Mo Pena seems to idolize Big Papi. He's been quoted as saying, on his clutch hitting, "I wanna learn how to do that" and he, to me, just seems like a big kid in general. He's harmless but he can be a little childish sometimes, even more than Manny. But it's just flat out adorable. I can't hate him for being what we got in return for Bronson Arroyo cuz he's just too adorable. This came from another patented CN and Piney convo. Complete with pink plastic chairs, fake tea party, and Papi plushie. And if anybody from NESN or the Red Sox just so happens to lurk here, YOU'RE SITTING ON A GOLDMINE!!! But royalties would be greatly appreciated. And yes, he is wearing Big Papi footie pajamas, another thing that NESN or the Red Sox should relaly look into selling. Once again, royalties=appreciated :P