The Secret Ambition of Mark Loretta and Alex Gonzalez

Double Play Partners. Teammates. Brothers in Blues. Yes, this is the longtime secret ambition of Mark Loretta and Alex Gonzalez. They wanna travel together on a mission from God(or in some cases, David Ortiz) spreading the good word and the good blues. Gonz would be more of the Elwood role, with harmonica in check. Loretta, well he'd be the lead singer, cuz, why not? Right? Exactly. And yes, I know I'm cracked out.