BILLY COME INTO THE SHOWERRRR!!1

This artpad was suggested to me by the always fabulous CN based on an excerpt from the book Fantasyland, which chronicles one Fantasy Baseball staffer's journies into some clubhouses during 2004. This one came from 2004 in Spring Training, where the author of the book was talking to Bill Mueller. Suddenly, as they're talking, a voice appears in the shower. The voice is from Trot Nixon

"BILLLYYYY!!!!!"

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"BILLYYYYYYY COME INTO THE SHOWERRRRR!!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU MY NERF BALL!!!!!"

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"BILLYYYY BOOYYYYYYY"

Insert any "Deliverance" or gay joke here, folks. I'm not gonna make it, I'll let you all make it. However, I must get this book now.