Papi on "The Ortiz Shift"

David Ortiz has a slight problem right now. He's been slumping lately, as we all know, and as of last year, teams have been putting on "The Ortiz Shift" which seems to have robbed him of quite a few hits. While he has bunted for a single a couple times, you can't count on that all the time. I think if David Ortiz could somehow show is opinion on the shift, it would go a little something like this. You can go ahead and imagine him like Ignignokt on Aqua Teen Hunger Force saying "I hope they see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can"