Trotter, the Umpire Slayer

This is the part of the Red Sox Superheroes series I'm doing up. As we all know, Manny is BATMANNNGG!!1 but what are the other guys. Well Trot, he's a ballplayer with injury problems and emo eyeblack by day. By night he is a slayer of evil with little injury problems and still emo eyeblack. He is Trotter, the Umpire Slayer. Cuz those umpires? They're evil, I tell ya. Sure, he could just "give them information" but that's his day job. Another result of a cracked out Piney and CN conversation, if you must know where the hell this came from.